I think I am getting the best teacher appreciation gift ever...a day off.
Of course this day off is cleverly disguised as a sick day.
But you really can't go wrong if it's almost 9am and you're still in your jammies. That, my friends, is a good good day.
Oh, let me clarify, I'm not the one sick. That wouldn't make it a good day at all, not at all. (You need to say that using the voice of Sara from Land Before Time)